Ramos Alarm Clock
Status: Fully funded
We've seen some alarm clocks that go above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to making sure you get your ass out of bed, but the Ramos outdoes them all. Handcrafted from a number of hard-woods, the Ramos works just like any other alarm clock until it's that time of the morning. When it's time for you to wake up, the Ramos will sound its alarm, and the only way for you to turn it off is to enter a special code into the keypad placed inside a decorative frame that you're supposed to hang somewhere far from your bed like, say, the bathroom. If we had this, we would be on time for work.