4. In a Hand Sanitizer Dispenser

Some of you might be surprised by this one, but that just proves you poor bastards lack imagination. In fact, you don't even need booze. If you have a lighter you can distill the hand sanitizer, which is already mostly alcohol, into a liquid and drink it. Just hope you don't go blind…. Okay, maybe we have a problem. Consider this a cry for help. (Really though, empty it out, wash it good, and you've got a kiddie-sized vodka to-go distribution system. Pump, pump, pass.)