Welcome to Don's daughter's birthday—what self-respecting businessman wouldn't throw his kid a party? Too bad there aren't enough beers in the world to prepare him for this. Building a playhouse? Doesn't sound like an ad man's job to us.

Only a fool wouldn't pack a flask when having to spend time with a bunch of over-caffeinated brats. Out of the way, kids, it's our turn on the moonbounce.