Octogenarian Walked Into Apple Store Glass Wall, Broke Nose, Now Suing

Elderly woman hits the jackpot.

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Proving that getting old sucks, an 83-year-old Long Island woman walked into one of the glass walls at the Apple Store in Manhassett, NY and broke her nose. The silver lining to this story? Naturally, she’s suing Apple—to the tune of $1 million in punitive damages, plus her $75,000 in medical expenses. Apparently, it’s cheaper to have a kid than break a nose.

Her lawsuit argues that Apple was negligent “in allowing a clear, see-through glass wall and/or door to exist without proper warning.” Right.

[via MacRumors]

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