Ridiculous baseball contracts lead to ridiculous cribs, and Dodgers center fielder Matt Kemp is selling his.

Kemp listed his condo in the Carlyle Residences—where Larry King also owns a place—for $2.5 million. The 2700-square-foot, two bedroom, two bathroom crib has marble baths, an outdoor terrace, and a master suite fit for a king.

That's not all. It comes with a full service doorman, valet, wine cellar, climate-controlled pool and private elevators for each resident. Kemp and King aren't the only famous residents, either: Bruce Willis, Mr. Die Hard, himself lives there.

Anyone with money to blow interested? Saying that you live in the same building as Larry King and Bruce Willis is the ultimate humble stunt, and this is most likely the closest you'll get to dating Rihanna.

[via TMZ]

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