What It Is: The lovely Netherlands, especially Amsterdam: a beautiful, young, and hip cultural capital. But Dutch food? It can be creamy-heavy to a fault, gut-bombing that ass for days. But, you say, the McKroket looks delicious and deep fried. Well, take a look inside: nothing but beef ragout (a heavy-creamy stew topped with a rich, mustardy sauce). This might have you moving slower than that other product Amsterdam is synonymous with.