25. Taylor Momsen

Age: 19
Turns 21 on: July 26, 2014
Profession: Actress/Singer/Model

Yeah, we’re as much in disbelief over Taylor Momsen’s age as you are, pervy readers. Only a half-a-year past her 18th birthday, the former Gossip Girl regular has lived a gossip blog worthy of a much older paparazzi magnet.

Living up to the name of her rock band, The Pretty Reckless, Momsen has popped up on various gossip blogs for her provocative on-stage attire, which has included thigh-hugging black bottoms, a T-shirt emblazoned with “I Fuck For Satan,” Gothy black eye shadow, and unstrapped negligee. Makes us dread the thought of raising a teenage daughter, but since she’s not our little girl, well, you know…