In Love with the Captain

Strip Club: Clermont Lounge
City: Atlanta
Address: 789 Ponce De Leon Ave. NE
Website: clermontlounge.net

You can count on the female reviewers of strip clubs to be attuned to details like one stripper's love for the love between The Captain and Tennille. Then she goes on to describe how the stripper "adjusted her titties in her tight top." An eye for detail and an ear for alliteration. Bravo.