The Worst

Strip Club: Deja Vu Showgirls
City: Las Vegas
Address: 3247 Industrial Rd.
Website: dejavushowgirls.com

There's a special place in hell for this guy. This review is funny in the way where you laugh to keep from curling up in a ball underneath your desk. His audacity!

Or, you know, he's got good advice if you're trying to roll like that.