Too Dope to Speak About

Strip Club: Tootsie's Cabaret
City: Miami Gardens, Fla.
Address: 150 Northwest 183rd St.

James W., who hails from Hicksville, knows when to leave some things to the imagination. He demonstrates this so well when describing "insane tricks" that involved "a katana blade and a lemon." Nuff said indeed.

[Editor's Note—We're similary enthusiastic about Tootsie's, so much so that we named it the best strip club in America.]

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