25. Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Chances of getting laid (1-10): 1. Do you plan to fill your bed with creepy non-blinking teddy bears? No? Then you’re out of luck.

The drink situation (1-10): 1. We’ve never been big fans of Ewok juice.

Chances of police interference (1-10): 1. There isn’t a big police presence on Endor. That said, you may need to watch out for Imperial Stormtroopers.

How’s the music? (1-10): 1. The tunes here are pretty bad, unless you’re a big fan of Ewoks rocking out to the “Yub Nub” song.

What do you do after you’ve defeated the Imperial forces and blown up the mighty Death Star? Well, if you’re Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamill), you head back to Endor to cremate your father’s body and armor on a funeral pyre before partying your ass off with Ewoks.

At some point during the night you’ll see the spirits of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and Anakin Skywalker, but what’s most important is that you chill out with your friends, light some tiki torches, eat some Ewok grub, and listen to those shifty little teddy bears sing the “Yub Nub” song. Now that’s the pimped-out life of a Jedi Knight.

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