11. Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

Chances of getting laid (1-10): 10. Naked women everywhere! Plus, this party was designed to get you laid. Just don’t take off your mask.

The drink situation (1-10): 1. No drinking that we could see, but we assumed everyone was super high before they came to get their freak on in funky costumes.

Chances of police interference (1-10): 1. Private residence. Cult-like secrecy. Seems safe enough, no?

How’s the music? (1-10): 1. Nothing fun, unless you really dig strange ritualistic chanting.

The great Stanley Kubrick’s last film might not carry the same clout as his earlier work, but it’s still a fantastic, heavy film that gets better with each viewing. And trust us when we say that the party in Eyes Wide Shut is unlike any other party on this list.

This one follows Dr. Bill Harford (Tom Cruise) cruising up to a very private residence in his bed masquerade ball costume, fumbling for the required password, and falling into company with the rest of the sex-hungry, orgy-lovin’ crowd. Yeah, it’s no house party.

Rather, it’s some weird ritualistic sex party, complete with weird chanting, strange costumes, and naked people everywhere. Now this is the kind of party we want to attend! Well, without the whole fearing-for-your-life element.