13. Weird Science (1985)

Chances of getting laid (1-10): 1. Unless you’re Gary and Wyatt, there’s not a whole lot of bed filling going on.

The drink situation (1-10): 3. There’s a bartender, but not a ton of alcohol flowing.

Chances of police interference (1-10): 1. No police. But the chance of Mutant Biker Interference is a 10.

How’s the music? (1-10): 2. '80s synth cheese and the Weird Science theme. Rock out!

You’ve created the perfect woman (Kelly LeBrock) with your computer and a Barbie doll. So what do you do next? You get tricked into trying to create one for the bullies who are always picking on you, but you forget to connect the Barbie doll and, instead, create a ballistic missile that starts rising from your living room floor. Then Lisa, your “perfect” woman, decides to ramp up the party she’s throwing by inviting a group of mutant bikers to ride through your house and cause trouble.

All so you can learn to stand up to them. Phew! Talk about a wild party (any party with Michael Berryman in attendance is considered “wild” in our book). This whole virtual woman thing seems like a little too much work.