8. Drive (2011)
Suspense, romance, bad guys getting their faces stomped in in elevators: Nicolas Winding Refn's crowd-pleasing action flick undeniably had a little something for everyone, so what could possibly be the problem with inviting a lady over to snuggle up to a little Drive?
We'll tell you: Gosling. Straight up, he's too attractive in this movie. There's a reason your female friends ventured out for second and third viewings when Drive was in theaters, and it didn't have anything to do with the badass driving sequences. Remember how much you admired him strutting around in that blood-stained jacket? Well, your girl will too, and suddenly you might as well be a rat fetus.
Spare yourself some inevitable feelings of inadequacy by avoiding slipping this into your DVD player.