9. Any old NES game

Oh so you wanna get stoned and relive your childhood? You're out of luck kid, those games are either: harder than you remember, your skills were better then or some combination of the two. Nowadays, you'd be hard pressed to get past the first level of Ghosts 'N Goblins on ten hours of sleep, a Swiss chard smoothie and a mind-clearing yoga session.

Of course, all bets are off if you are using an emulator with save states. But you didn't hear that from us.