When: January 1988 - Late 1990
Despite the fact that Cage has been married three times, he never wed actress Christina Fulton, who gave birth to his first child Weston Cage in 1990.

Smash Probability: If Weston Cage's mom didn't already express an affinity for vampire-ish dudes in flicks like Dracula and The Girl with the Hungry Eyes, we might question the relationship.