Check Out Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote Ever

That has to cause a pretty bad hand cramp after 23 seasons.

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One of the hallmarks of The Simpsons over the years has been Bart's chalkboard quote at the beginning of every episode. Some of them are brilliant, some are moronic, but all of them have fans everywhere hitting the pause button to get a nugget of wisdom from this modern day Dennis the Menace. 

And just in time for the series' 500th episode, which airs this Sunday, CableTv.com has compiled all 288 of these quotes in one gargantuan list. We're getting carpal tunnel syndrome just looking at them. Enjoy!
 

[via CableTv.com]

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