Internet wooing doesn't have to be a nightmare. Unfortunately for women everywhere, online douchebaggery is far too prevalent. It runs rampant and largely unchecked, lurking in every corner of the web, waiting to pounce on every available (or unavailable) woman with a Facebook account and a Twitter handle.

But we're here to reassure you: You don't have to join the inept masses who unwittingly repel women. You can successfully meet a lady with only your laptop and few keystrokes (in your pajamas even!) and we're here to tell you how.

Hold off on sending that unsolicited Facebook poke, and hold on to this: A Gentleman's Guide to Kicking Game on the Internet.