Cathy Cruz Marrero claims she was texting a friend from church and felt safe multitasking before face-flopping into a mall water fountain. “I couldn't see anything that I could grab. Next thing I know I'm seeing pennies and coins in front of my face," she said. Find that comical? Marrero decided to sue the mall stating security guards laughed rather than assist her out of the fountain. We would have done the same.