17. Sepp Blatter is a Dick
Compromised page: Joseph Blatter, President of FIFA
You know what's embarrassing? Being made fun of and not having the slightest clue as to why. That's what happened to Joseph "Sepp" Blatter, the head of FIFA. After a hacker amended his nickname with the word "Bellend", a British slang term for the tip of a penis, the South African government unknowingly refereed to him as such. So, yes, for that day his was being called Sepp Dick Tip Blatter. How nice.