42. Osama bin Laden Was a Chronic Masturbator

Compromised page: Osama bin Laden

Year:2011

It's no secret that when U.S. troops barged into bin Laden's Pakistan hideout that a sizable porn stash was found in his room. But was it "10 hard drives, 110 usb sticks, and 5 computers" worth of porn? Nah, b. And with multiple wives how does anyone know dude was a chronic masturbator? Scratch that, though, the real falsity is the writer calling Osama a "top bloke".