24. Tim Meadows (1991-2000)

Trouble with the ladies? Who better to consult than Leon "The Ladies' Man" Phelps, the smooth creation of SNL's second longest-running cast member, Tim Meadows? He might've looked like an escaped extra from a '70s blaxploitation flick, but he always knew just how to woo the females. But proceed with caution: You might want to be selective about which of his one-liners to put into practice. If you attempt to tell a woman it looks like she's got two nice hams hiding in her pants, you'll likely get laughed at—and then punched.