6. Brooke Harman as Licinia

If she didn’t satisfy our blonde urges so damn well, resident mean girl Licinia (Brooke Harman) would leave us annoyed and wishing another chick would kick her ass. She’s a catty, constantly belittling diva who goes too far when she laughs at Iliythia, who has just been tricked into having sex with her enemy, Spartacus. None too pleased, Iliythia attacks Licinia (try saying that five times fast). What should’ve been an epic catfight, though, plays out like gladiator’s battle. None of the ripped clothes, moaning, and mid-fight kissing we envisioned in our thoughts—just the sight of Licinia’s head getting smashed in. That’s too kinky for even us.