7. Flowbee

Wanna score Skrillex's 'do? If the scene with the "Suck-Cut" in Wayne's World doesn't put you off—and you can get past the fact that the site looks like it hasn't been updated since 1992—you may possess the balls required to indulge in one of Flowbee's "professional haircuts at half the price(!)"

Here's how it works: You simply rig the device to your vacuum cleaner and attach the correct "spacer," depending on how many inches you're aiming to chop. After that? Prepare to drink in the compliments, friend. At least in designated areas of Brooklyn.