Tales of star-crossed lovers are as old as time. But star-crossed plumbers? Not so much. It's funny how no one ever paused to consider the unlikelihood of Mario and Princess Peach's relationship taking flight when we used to live and breathe this game back in the day. Additionally, between her medieval garbs and his '90s dance party overalls (which only lack an airbrushed Donald Duck on the front), the two appear to be living some sort of backwards version of The Lake House.

What would the relationship be like when the plumber finally beats the game and wins his princess? Thankfully, Robot Chicken has eliminated the guesswork and answered that question for us.