6. Michelle Obama

Don't get us wrong, we've got nothing but love for the nation's first lady. But we can't say the same for this twisted doll collection erected in her honor by  the rather questionable-sounding Jailbreak Toys. Scoping out Obama's J. Crew-loving better half in the photo above doesn't make us pine away for our own so much as it brings back suppressed memories of scarring funhouse trips.