2. Coney Island

Neighborhood: n/a
Address: Surf Ave., Brooklyn
Website: coneyisland.com

Public sex down on Coney Island is all about flying under the radar. Between hairy Russian dudes in wrestling singlets listening to old boom boxes and octogenarians rollerblading down the boardwalk with matching neon visors and fanny packs, there isn’t much that is shocking in this life-sized  Scooby-Doo set. If you avoid being shanked by a hobo, you might just have the time of your life.

Pro Tip: Wait to ride the Cyclone until after you've made the sex. Otherwise, you may puke on each other.