4. Cheeseburger Meatloaf And Sauce

Paula Deen feels about beef the same way that Rihanna feels about thrusting in her music videos—there can never be enough. Rather living her life knowing that cheeseburgers and meatloaf had never met, Paula brought the two together for an unholy union of ground beef, cheddar cheese, and sour cream that makes healthy decision-making a thing of the past!

"To hell with firm thighs, I'll have the cheeseburger AND the meatloaf! Don't forget the extra cheese!"