Orlando Bloom has never been kind to us. When we put on The Lord of the Rings hoping for a three-hour make out fest with the hottest girl in school, it turned into Legolas drool fest for her. Years later, we lost more girls to his role in Pirates of the Caribbean. As for present day, he's married (with a kid!) to one of the sexiest Victoria's Secret models. Yup, you can just feel the injustice inflicted on us by the newly 35 year-old Brit, and it doesn't stop there. Just have a look at this list of his 10 hottest hook-ups.