31-year-old Patrick White of Georgia was booked on battery charges at Jacksonville International Airport after attacking a 19-year-old woman who coughed while aboard his flight. It's bad enough that he harassed her throughout the flight, but he really spazzed when he chased her down in the terminal afterwards, lowering the boom on her and knocking her into a wall.

You'd think that if he was that concerned about getting sick, he wouldn't hit stick her like he did, but logic is clearly foreign to this man. There were probably a lot more germs in jail than on that plane.

[via Miami New Times]

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