4. He doesn't give a f*ck about your pet.
Despite his past work with PETA, it would seem that animal safety plays second fiddle to justice. The raid on the extremely deadly cockfighting HQ, which warranted him riding in a tank, led to 100 chickens being euthanized and—it gets worse—allegedly a puppy got shot in the melee. These are the costs of keeping the streets safe when Seagal's balancing the books of justice.