3. The Meth Chef

Where: Tulsa, Oklahoma
December 2011

Wal-Mart is the ideal place for many things. Finding deals on electronics, for instance. But 42-year-old Tulsa woman Alisha Greta Halfmoon decided Wal-Mart was the ideal place for something even more exciting.

The industrious drug addict spent six hours in the store gathering chemicals in an attempt to make methamphetamine before cops scooped her up. Yes, six hours. Walter White would've cooked that up in half the time.