7. The "Shop With A Cop Day" Robbery

Where: Waldorf, Maryland
When: December 2011

Participating in the long tradition of impressively stupid criminals, Timothy Randall Clark decided it would be an intelligent move to shoplift during "Shop With A Cop" day. 

Unaware of a community program that had brought over 50 cops into Wal-Mart that day, Clark shoved 26 PlayStation and Xbox games and several other gaming accessories into his pants and sweatshirt, and was quickly nabbed by police. We would dwell on his blatant bad luck for several more sentences, but we're still in amazement that he could fit that many games inside his pants! Has anyone alerted Guinness? We just might have a record on our hands!