If 1997’s gem of a flick Anaconda has taught us anything, it’s that giant Anacondas are more than capable of swallowing full-grown humans whole. Granted, this was just a movie (and one that was so bad it was good) but the threat is always there.

Someone like Liam Neeson wouldn’t get swallowed without a fight, though, and given how much ass he has kicked over the years, he would likely give the giant snake as much indigestion as eating an entire White Castle Crave Case that had been sitting out in the sun for 12 hours. Inevitably Liam would be wearing anaconda skin around his neck like a boa, a la Zsa Zsa Gabor, within 10 minutes, but we're sure the snake would give it a good go.