You'll quickly find that there are three types of trailers on this list: the moving, the intentionally funny, and the unintentionally funny. This is mostly the latter. When Mario was still associated with Atari and his only appearance anywhere, ever, was in Donkey Kong, a goofy song and a confused, mustachioed Italian man could still sell games. "Mario, where are you?" he plaintively wails, though he's clearly Mario. Wait—maybe this is deeper than we thought. On second though, no.