23. Zookeeper

Director: Frank Coraci
Stars: Kevin James, Rosario Dawson, Leslie Bibb, Donnie Wahlberg, Joe Rogan, Ken Jeong, and the voices of Nick Nolte, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Cher, Jon Favreau, Maya Rudolph, Don Rickles, Jim Breur

What's the best we can say about Zookeeper? Kevin James deserves much better. And that’s coming from heads who find the plus-sized funnyman’s movies to be about as enjoyable as having a blunt object pummel our genitals. Which, of course, is what James and his Happy Madison backers think makes for a good comedy—it doesn’t. And, yes, James’ crotch gets blasted at least once in Zookeeper. Admittedly, that’s funnier James and a talking gorilla chatting about girls while dining inside a T.G.I. Friday’s.