10. Michele Bachmann, on gay marriage

When it comes to gay marriage, Michele Bachmann also has some interesting thoughts. For starters, all gay people can get married! (Say whaaaat?) No, they really can—well, you know, as long as it's not to another gay person. Per the congresswoman:

"Every American citizen has the right to avail themselves of marriage, but they have to follow what the laws are. And the laws are, you marry a person of the opposite sex. There are no special rights for people based upon your sex practices."

So, gay marriage is finally a reality—granted you're ready to bite the bullet and wed someone you aren't attracted to. We feel so enlightened.