21. Coyote Ugly

Neighborhood: East Village
Address
153 1st Ave. # A
Website
coyoteuglysaloon.com

Doing shots out of the bottle is inherently douchey. But add to that crowds of touristy dudes who came to take those shots because it involves flirtatious cowgirl bartenders who have just performed a second-rate dance routine on the bar because he saw it in a movie once, and you've got a bar so douchey we're embarrassed to even know it exists, let alone be writing about it. We hate this.