23. The Stumble Inn

Neighborhood: Upper East Side
Address
1454 2nd Ave. 
Website
nycbestbar.com/stumble

Rolling up to the Stumble Inn, you're regularly met by a huddle of wobbly girls flirting with the bouncer and bumming cigarettes. And while this doesn't have to be a bad thing, it becomes a bona fide omen once you get inside.

Inside, you're met by more girls, many of whom who have put on their Sunday best—Delta Gamma gear and a generous layer of lipgloss—who are shamelessly grinding to Madonna's "Like a Prayer" on the kind of guys who find that hot. You may get vomited on, you may get laid. It's a fifty-fifty shot, not unlike the one Steve Carell's character took with a french toast loving drunk in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. We hope you have better luck than him.