1. "Living Doll"

Long before Chucky arrived on the scene to terrorize children and convince them their dolls were going to animate in the night and attack, Talky Tina was able to fulfill those duties back in the 1960s. We suspect that the day your parents decided they were "too old for toys" wasn't long after this unforgettably creepy episode aired. Moral of the story: Don't be an ass to your stepdaughter. And take good care of people's stuff—or it might take care of you. Speaking of which, have you shown those clown figurines of yours some TLC lately?