Duke Nukem Forever

What We Expected: The greatest FPS ever made. Nah, we’re just playin’ wit ya. But we were still gearing up to play a game that had the “TBA” release date on it for too long. Rap heads, you think you’re having it hard waiting for that damn Detox to come out? THIS THING’S BEEN IN DEVELOPMENT PURGATORY SINCE 1996! Mr. Nukem was finally coming home, baby. This one had better be good…

What We Got Instead: A game that was still stuck in the 90’s and clearly had no business being released. Duke Nukem was that dude back in the day, but 2011 wasn’t very kind to this 90’s gaming icon. First-person jumping action? Yawn worthy. Cleary outdated jokes and concepts? Yessir. Add to that the epic load times, flat shooting segments, buggy driving segments (and lord knows what else!). We were pulling for ya, Nukem. Ya let us down the hard way. Wu-Tang is forever, not you.