97. Christina Hendricks

Age (circa 2009): 34
Occupation: Actress

Straight up, if Christina ever wanted a career as a pole dancer (we'd go with "Red Sonya" as a stage name), she'd sell out clubs nationwide. The Mad Men secretary got stacks like IHOP; we just want to know if she'll sip on our sizzurp.

AUGHTS ACHIEVEMENT:
Bringing curves back to the mainstream—and not just any curves. Homegirl's like a Mobius Strip x a spiral staircase.