Age (circa 2009): 30
The "wild, singing chick with the hair" first caught our attention back in '99 with her crazy, man hating single "Caught Out There," and continued to produce some of the most distinctive R&B/pop music of the 2000's. Unfortunately, none of it sold. No wonder she's cleaning Nas out of house and home. Trifey turned wifey turned trifey?
Divorcing Nas while pregnant with their son, then promptly taking Nasir to the cleaners. We bet he hates her so much right now.