64. Marissa Miller

Age (circa 2009): 31
Occupation: Model

She's every troglodyte frat boy's favorite beat piece, but we won't hold that against her (mostly because we've got something else we'd want to hold against her). Seriously though—a real sweetheart surfer girl who's got maybe the greatest pair of natural twos on the planet? We'd do a keg-stand to that.

Two words: Body Paint.