70. Nicole Scherzinger

Age (circa 2009): 31
Occupation: Singer/Dancer

Nicole and the Pussycats are like LeBron and the Cavs, back when they sucked. In short: a one-woman team. Her solo career never took off, but maybe Nicole should take a lesson from Bron—get some better teammates, ma!

AUGHTS ACHIEVEMENT:
She's sold millions of records with the Pussycat dolls, but her real come up, besides being a Complex cover girl, was getting wifed up by the future of Formula 1 racing, Lewis Hamilton.