88. Elisha Cuthbert

Age (circa 2009): 26
Occupation: Actress

Cuthbert's filmography is far from flawless, but this Canadian puck bunny won us over playing Luke Wilson's underage jumpoff in Old School and a porn star in The Girl Next Door (not to mention Jack Bauer's daughter in 24). Sure, she uses body doubles for nude scenes, but that's nothing our active imaginations can't work around.

AUGHTS ACHIEVEMENT:
Caused a huge NHL controversy when her hockey-playing ex Sean Avery shit on her and her current hockey playing boyfriend Dion Phaneuf, saying, "It's become a common thing for guys in the NHL to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." Shit, we'd take nasty ninths on that.