Viral Date: August 2008

Impressing a girl with an expensive gift? Taking her out to a fancy restaurant? Fuck that shit. The key to getting panties to drop is keeping your fridge fully-stocked with strategically-chosen beverages, as video blogger Mr. Chi-City shows us in this genius tutorial. Hit ’em with the Mystic!

In an interview with Metallungies, Mr. Chi calculates that between all the beverages and snacks on snacks, he probably spent about $280.