Viral Date: May 2007

Time is going by really really really really really slow, and this insensitive reporter thinks it's funny. She should be ashamed. Eating weed makes you feel like you're going to die, and if you've never done it, DON'T.

The recommended method of eating marijuana is to saute it in butter or margarine over medium heat, then to strain the remaining solids out and use the butter to cook with. One can use this marijuana butter to make brownies, cook vegetables, or however else one might use butter to cook with. It can even be spread it on a slice of bread.