The only reason we ever stopped playing with LEGOs is because the cat ate them all. If we had had a Half-Life set we'd have probably tried a lot harder to sort them out of her poop.

We wouldn't need Half-Life 3, after all, as long as we could decide how the trilogy ends ourselves: on the kitchen table, with the G-Man revealing that he's actually a pirate and him and LEGO Gordon sailing off to fight LEGO Krakens until they, too, are eaten by the cat.

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