The Reach

(A.K.A. She's Out of Your League)

Lines to use:

"I resolve to spend only six months on the space station this year."

"I resolve to stop taking President Obama's calls after 10 o'clock."

"I resolve to help alleviate the global water crisis by drinking my own urine—and donating the excess to the thirsty children of Moldova."

Line to avoid:

"I resolve to start helping Mommy do my laundry."